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[10 Oct 2004|12:05am]

dude, my name is totally unclefunkypantz. and life's not made of plastic. i can fit in here - look at my journal. plus i collect gay porn! yay sexxei teppei(s)! if you dissaprove of me... tell me. i'll dissapear.
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[16 Feb 2004|11:27pm]

so we should bring this community back from the dead.

yes we should.

[inserts gay porn]
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[16 Feb 2004|08:49pm]
how come no one updates in this? anyways. my friend and I are totally throwing a cocktail er party. like in a month but still fuck yeah. hows everyone doing?
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wtf?! [26 Jan 2004|03:34pm]

i'm watching hip-hop liguistics...who the fuck thought up this stupid show haha. fo shizzle my nizzle. let's kick it off the heezzy fo sheezzy!

haha. i need to take more pictures. if i were to take pictures with one of those disposable cameras, how do i get them onto a disk????

p to the s: i wanna fuck scott <3
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[20 Jan 2004|09:51am]

should i post some nice lovely pictures? should i SHOULD I SHOULD I ?!?!?!

whats the call.
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[16 Jan 2004|01:13am]

[ mood | bite me ]

i dont know about anyone else, but i think pretentious college kids should bite me.

i was at this shitty place called the java-hut tonight for my friends show, and one of the snotty little fucks that works there tells me theres a one drink minimum, and that if i dont get a drink, i have to leave. i asked why. he said "well see im in college and i haev to pay this thing called tuition, and if you dont buy a cup of coffe, or something else, then i dont make any money and that tuition thing, yeah i gotta pay it." and i said "look guy. two things. one: at least you have a damn job. i got fired from mine. and two: i may be poor, and not have any money to buy your damn nasty coffee, but at least i can manage to buy underwear, and sew the holes in my pants." (what i neglected to mention is that this kid had a huge hole in the ass of his pants, and was NOT wearing boxers or anything. how pleasant!) and oh man, that kid was pissed at me. but i never bought a drink, and i sure as hell didnt get kicked out. so fuck him.

then i found 20 bucks on the ground. that makes my story good.

who wants some coke? i want some coke. i already drank alotta soda, and had 2 expresso doubleshots wowo im fucking awake coke rocks gimme some coke.

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[14 Jan 2004|03:54pm]

[ mood | amused ]

i lied. unless you call this fat...


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i love you. [13 Jan 2004|08:51pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

er. i'm fat.

but i've got good hair. *wink* don't fucking disrespect.

like box or pussy or cunt.
i'm not stupid i swear

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[12 Jan 2004|02:28pm]

i think i'm cooler than you. i dunno, its just a thought. i haven't really decided for sure.
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[11 Jan 2004|03:38pm]

I want coke. someone get me some.
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[11 Jan 2004|03:18pm]

forum = ded.

personally, i blame the fat and crippled.

but maybe it could also be because you cant have adventures in front of a computer monitor...or can you.
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[06 Jan 2004|08:50pm]

I would like to join.
I like sipping smirnoff and chugging king cobra.
is there anyhthing you would like to know or see?
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so yeah [06 Jan 2004|07:55am]

i figured i should be a part of this community since i frequently contribute to scott and wades underage drinking, among other things.
so hi.
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[06 Jan 2004|02:16am]

bitchesssssssssssss what ?!?!?!?!?!

YARRRR mother fuckers. i have AIDS according to wade... but i still love wade with all my heart. no one can ever be another wade.

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[06 Jan 2004|02:51am]

[ mood | tired of bonin' yr mom ]

this community seems to have some pretty insane people in it.
so far so good.

for boredom, seek death as a cureCollapse )

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[05 Jan 2004|02:32am]

scott has AIDS.
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[05 Jan 2004|05:07am]

It's 5:07 am.
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[04 Jan 2004|03:31pm]


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[04 Jan 2004|03:10am]

new lj account!!!!! glassdanse__ so add it everyone! and just so you know it's me when i become a member on that name...
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[02 Jan 2004|12:22am]

who wants front row tickets to the explosion?

it'll be a hoot, i swear.
only $1 for a ticket to the exclusive webcam showing
$5 for an in person viewing.

it'll be so worth it, trust me fuckers.
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